→ awol:body → ""Usernames cannot end with a space." [nl]
You had the time to code that error message, but not the time to call trim()?"
→ awol:body → "What's for lunch? @unisouthampton Catering live digital signage courtesy of #opendata and running on a @Raspberry_Pi http://t.co/6133QfcJrL"
→ awol:body → "Hey @DrAshSmith Stay put on your couch! AirStream App for casting Windows/Mac/Raspbery Pi/DropBox videos http://t.co/bmpsThjQAp"
→ awol:body → "It's like Last.fm are trying to bring back the days of Kazaa - my perfectly tagged MP3s are being 'corrected' by a moron."
→ awol:body → "Dear Google Now. I want to know when Saints are playing at home so I can avoid town. I don't care who they're playing or who wins."
→ awol:body → "Terry took Death’s arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black desert under the endless night."
→ awol:body → "How the heck did I *accidentally* fix and upgrade my phone?"
→ awol:body → "That unbearable tension watching the extended Cyanogenmod animation on first boot... wondering if I've bricked the phone or not..."
→ awol:body → "Computer Science: "In low-level languages like C"[nl]
Computer Engineering: "In high-level languages like C""
→ awol:body → "I'm worried that people are more concerned with getting their websites working on rich people's watches rather than for the blind."
→ awol:body → "The passive voice.[nl]
via @PaulMMCooper http://t.co/PNtzVkbkqP"
→ awol:body → "@hvcco You say "failure", we say "unplanned maintenance period" :)"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith indeed. Ironically due for service next week. Fortunately power cycling has sorted it for now"
→ awol:body → "Just for fun: Get hired as "Code Ninja". Don't show up the first day. When they say "We didn't see you at the office today." Say "Exactly.""
→ awol:body → "There will always be a parent who does something to make you realise you could try harder. http://t.co/7qsCjQKqH7"
→ awol:body → "Quote from the BBC rooftop: "That's the worst eclipse of my life....""
→ awol:body → "Just heard a comment along the lines of: If we give our staff access to data there's a danger they might use it. Sigh."
→ awol:body → "There are far too many slides like this one in the world. http://t.co/3iZMXdQv9N"
→ awol:body → "@drashsmith remember that you're spoiled by working with people who do presentations for a living.␣␣These slides seem more like reference!"
→ awol:body → "@cgutteridge PowerPoint 101: some people have bad eyesight."
→ awol:body → "The countdown screens on bus stops will not be available today as we've lost our dice."
→ awol:body → "Fantastic fan trailer celebrating a decade of #DoctorWho. We love it! #Rose[nl]
→ awol:body → "Anyway if you do want to use the toilet at @StarbucksUK York the code is C1984"
→ awol:body → "@rikkiprince @O2 It's almost as if they don't want to give you a PAC... *suspense music*"
→ awol:body → "@drashsmith Hi Ash, is there anything we can help with?"
→ awol:body → "Well played, Newsthump. Well played. http://t.co/DVS5kZWBTv"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith @Idriselba will fit this in his meal break."
→ awol:body → "This is the best advert for any security company ever. http://t.co/yM7VxIYzL2"
→ awol:body → "Bootloader in Oneplus One won't unlock (common bug apparently...) so RMA'ing it and getting an M8 instead. #cantFlashItWontBuyIt"
→ awol:body → "having trouble telling the #aprilfools news on #bigdata from the real?␣␣Today’s no different than usual :-)"
→ awol:body → "New Thunderbirds is... interesting."
→ awol:body → "Easter was obviously made for data analysis."
→ awol:body → "This tube train has alternating male/female announcer voices. I applaud their diversity but it kinda sounds like the start of Airplane."
→ awol:body → "@cgutteridge you mean you don't have an ssh login on port 80 anywhere? ;)"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith well, yeah, but I couldn't even use 25. They shouldn't be allowed to call that shit "Internet access" where it's just web."
→ awol:body → "@cgutteridge oh I agree, don't think I don't. I had a row with a mobile phone salesman on this very subject."
→ awol:body → "turtle thinks he's a puppy http://t.co/O3bsbqYWMq"
→ awol:body → "“You guys know I’m a dog, right?” http://t.co/8gHgyCPFa3"
→ awol:body → "You know when you go into the coffee room and forget what you went in for? http://t.co/z7yJlgEsjX"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith Silence doctor, silence will fall"
→ awol:body → "Wow that's creepy... It's just come to my attention that, now they own both Lucasarts and Marvel, Disney technically own Howard the Duck."
→ awol:body → "Ah, make. How I've missed you."
→ awol:body → "NYT ethicist: OK to pirate ebooks once you've bought the hardcover ␣␣http://t.co/yFVGFTonxY"
→ awol:body → "Uni Crescent: A turbulent mass of pedestrians, bikes, cars, vans and lorries, most of whom are not actually looking where they're going."
→ awol:body → "To all web sites that nag the user to download a proprietary app: you appear to have completely misunderstood the concept of the web #rant"
→ awol:body → "Is it just me that, upon hearing the word 'impact' in the context of publications, thinks of someone being hit in the face with a thesis?"
→ awol:body → "@mikejewell Ooh, I did pumpkins a few years back... the vines are are *relentless* even if they don't actually produce fruit!"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith I'm mainly amazed that they grew in B32 - thinking another week or so then I'll move them. Maybe we need a B32 growers club!"
→ awol:body → "Looking forward to @chrislintott WSI distinguished lecture tonight - available on @Livestream http://t.co/w7r68IiDPQ"
→ awol:body → "Well that's a nice surprise... the McDonalds next to the Shard is in range of an eduroam access point. I may just stay here."
→ awol:body → "@doctorow I do believe that's Sir Nils Olav of Edinburgh zoo. He's the mascot of the Norwegian armed forces."
→ awol:body → "I just saw a van labeled "Centaur Services" park at Unicorn Vets on Burgess Road."
→ awol:body → "If Facebook has taught me anything, it's that more people will read your own quotes if you misattribute them to historical figures."
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith I think you'll find it was Winston Churchill who first pointed that out."
→ awol:body → "Hi Ash, This T-Shirtz and Hoodies was designed with your http://t.co/qi43mSre0f!: http://t.co/ezKVRB8g3p @DrAshSmith http://t.co/1Fp9ze7Qs3"
→ awol:body → "People of a certain vintage will know how happy I am to have this object in my possession. http://t.co/iaSlD2dfpa"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith Dolphin biscuits for everyone! xD"
→ awol:body → "@richardgomer I'm thinking International Supper :)"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith The dolphin was a better logo by far!"
→ awol:body → "Internet, you are a very, very weird place. #EdMiliband #Labour #GE2015 http://t.co/NiG7hDOZgI"
→ awol:body → "66 years ago today #EDSAC ran it first program. Today it is being reconstructed at #TNMOC. See project videos so far: http://t.co/EfqekfZrUP"
→ awol:body → "@emax I've started referring to it as the Internet Of Stuff."
→ awol:body → "Why can I not remember the password I set four days ago, but *can* remember the 10-symbol code to unlock Smoke in Mortal Kombat 3?"
→ awol:body → "Well done Dr Padmas and Dr Gibbins! outstandinglecturer #ETAS2015 http://t.co/gjmaunQGnS"
→ awol:body → "@alexsdutton Happy birthday! Any of that gin going spare? :)"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith I only have two new bottles, and I think I may need all of it ;-)"
→ awol:body → "Well this doesn't exactly fill me with confidence... http://t.co/OORsXCyrKv"
→ awol:body → "Osgood is back in Dr Who␣␣- hurrah! http://t.co/54lLSxSSRn"
→ awol:body → "@KTHopkins Fancy a charity boxing match?"
→ awol:body → "I suspect this is true of most, so choose a University at which you'll be happy & achieve the best you can, it'll stand you in better stead"
→ awol:body → "Got something cool to present to the security community? #44CON CFP is open: http://t.co/ldL9bfyHBP"
→ awol:body → "This is one of the many reasons why I love the Web Science students... https://t.co/CqTQyJP7Bn"
→ awol:body → "Just saw a van advertising "Super fast fibre". Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't fibre just sort of sit there?"
→ awol:body → ""I'm going to take this back to the lab, plug it in and see what happens" - Things I never thought I'd say after becoming a grown-up."
→ awol:body → "Doctor Who plus childish humour equals... http://t.co/QsKdqAxxXZ"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith can a road be fast?␣␣If so, no problem."
→ awol:body → "@gobfrey Does light travel faster down some types of fibre than others? @DrAshSmith"
→ awol:body → "@srpnor @gobfrey @drashsmith Aerodynamically optimised shredded wheat?"
→ awol:body → ""Github Enterprise" sounds absolutely terrifying."
→ awol:body → "Latvia were winning it for me until Switzerland basically entered Elsa from Frozen. #Eurovision"
→ awol:body → ".@giffgaff block the DD-WRT page on transparent proxying claiming it's adult material. Bad @giffgaff! To the VPN! http://t.co/UJkV6TEBBq"
→ awol:body → "@cgutteridge damn is that today? I need to plan my leave better."
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith Hi, please check this article to find out how you can lift your Adult Content Restriction, http://t.co/qs2I4wLOPv"
→ awol:body → "@giffgaff and for those of us who don't drive or have a passport...?"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith We accept a wide range of passports, here's the list of countries that issue machine readable passports, http://t.co/KuOtvcVWFm"
→ awol:body → "@giffgaff thanks but I'll stick to a VPN and/or Tor. Linking passport numbers to web use is far too Orwellian for me."
→ awol:body → "RIP Marlene Mallicoat. One of the most infectiously positive people I've met."
→ awol:body → "just taking a quick nap in the leaves http://t.co/Qv4P8lKQbf"
→ awol:body → "Western Digital Red 2TB just survived a 4-foot drop onto concrete after being dropped by a clumsy twit (me). Five stars. Would recommend."
→ awol:body → "Yipee! Proud to teach in this course! University guide 2016: league table for electronic & electrical engineering http://t.co/m1OFL8QqXl"
→ awol:body → "News story on BBC claiming iris recognition will end "identity theft". Well that's that sorted then..."
→ awol:body → "I have to say I'm quite pleased with myself. The house is now wired for network & no power cables have been severed! http://t.co/6T4vAhRdqV"
→ awol:body → "The rules of Fight Club...what are they? #2 will blow your mind! #ClickBaitAMovie"
→ awol:body → "@srpnor Are you on Tor? I find a lot of sites (Google, Facebook) complain if you are, although a CAPTCHA to read an article is bizzare."
→ awol:body → "How can someone be expected to do good #research when papers are hidden behind #paywalls? #frustrating #openaccess"
→ awol:body → "@richardgomer "any substance intended for human consumption that is capable of producing a psychoactive effect". http://t.co/uItGQ479X1"
→ awol:body → "@richardgomer also, I may have to use the word 'cockwomble' in the near future."
→ awol:body → "Ten things practitioners hate… http://t.co/WvlRMyHV4Z http://t.co/i1mEuWHeRV"
→ awol:body → "I've spent the evening programming my router. I'm now scared to turn my PC off in case it never gets a DHCP lease again #nofaithinmyself"
→ awol:body → "Google Now thinks I can cycle from Hedge End to the uni in 32 minutes, in this wind.␣␣Apparently, I'm Bradley Wiggins."
→ awol:body → "As a mark of respect for Sepp Blatter, Countdown will stage the next Series Final live from Qatar at 3.30am on a Sunday."
→ awol:body → "@RDBinns The logical end to this path is humans communicating by sending each other XML documents."
→ awol:body → "Congratulations to @DameWendyDBE on her on inauguration to @ComputerWeekly Women in UK IT Hall of Fame: http://t.co/rBTdnZgTCG"
→ awol:body → "Sometimes I just go and watch this video because it's wonderful: https://t.co/bVqYMWU1i0 #ILoveToWiggleTheWholeThing"
→ awol:body → "I wonder if this guy runs a window cleaning business... https://t.co/S7a6BFNfa7"
→ awol:body → "I'm pretty sure modern hard disks aren't supposed to sound like BBC 5 1/4" floppies from the mid 80s..."
→ awol:body → "@drashsmith It's an undocumented feature of the ATA command set that's persisted for nostalgia reasons"
→ awol:body → "Special announcement for passengers on the Central line: do not be alarmed, it's supposed to smell like that."
→ awol:body → "It's Holly the #Humboldt penguins' 8th birthday today! #happybirthday #BirthdayGirl http://t.co/G1z9lWlPe8"
→ awol:body → "You learn something every day. Seems sudo has an undocumented feature that insults you if you get the password wrong https://t.co/04Nv8moAQX"
→ awol:body → "#SeePreviousTweet http://t.co/wfHWonZIs3"
→ awol:body → "I genuinely had no idea that Tim Curry had a stroke 3 years ago. Poor guy.␣␣A well-deserved award though #TonyAwards"
→ awol:body → "@Shonkly Is that the thing that infects routers in order to steal session cookies? And is it wrong I'm rather impressed by it?"
→ awol:body → "@drashsmith I was thinking of elk vomit. It's just something I like to do on a Monday evening."
→ awol:body → ""You're sure that's the right word?"[nl]
"Like, 80% sure, yeah."[nl]
"Print it." http://t.co/RyteF8V2ko"
→ awol:body → "When is unlimited data not unlimited? When @tescomobile says so . I don't tether my device. Cc @ofcom http://t.co/aoyJEpPOgZ"
→ awol:body → "I'm trying to decide which Christopher Lee movie to watch tonight. So far I'm going with Wicker Man. But Gremlins 2 is a definite contender."
→ awol:body → "Just spent ages getting a 23G file ready for overnight upload to the uni. It completed in 1:14. I keep forgetting I have fibre now."
→ awol:body → "Fuck me that must have been some laser. http://t.co/WkL7spIqKl"
→ awol:body → "rottweiler/lab puppy taking you for a walk http://t.co/0AiVvu0cNN"
→ awol:body → "When I try to imagine what hell must be like, I imagine being forced to crimp RJ45 connectors on to the ends of CAT-6 cable... forever."
→ awol:body → "BBC Programmes schedule on the Command Line:[nl]
→ awol:body → "@GMB @Lauratobin1 Because our campus looks lovely in the sunshine (University of Southampton) #WishYouWereHere http://t.co/kVCM6NTMNi"
→ awol:body → "@Marwellwildlife Years ago there used to be a chart next to the penguins so people could identify them. Any chance of it reappearing?"
→ awol:body → "Mao was '70% good, 30% bad' according to the Chinese government. But how to visualise it...? http://t.co/VZQmwJKbQL"
→ awol:body → "Dr Ghaithaa Manla coordinates Theano, bringing together our #WomeninSTEM http://t.co/HMeA1Ncrdd #NWED http://t.co/SBn6UBhM2u"
→ awol:body → "Do you think it squirts water at you as you go in? http://t.co/mMyGrahyTj"
→ awol:body → "@mischat No Flash required... https://t.co/19IWuVNK3g :D"
→ awol:body → "@drashsmith nice … will have a look"
→ awol:body → "Possibly the best introduction slide ever #wais http://t.co/xfEmz1ykY3"
→ awol:body → "Here is the finished portacabin."
→ awol:body → "chunky monkey http://t.co/woqx9OBkv8"
→ awol:body → "Actual coffee room quote: "How many cocks do we need to draw on someone's face to fool face detection?". I love science."
→ awol:body → "About to call my ISP and complain about poor download speed. Then I realised I forgot to turn the Tor proxy off #whoops"
→ awol:body → "I wonder if I can get/produce open data on ice cream van routes. If nothing else it'll benefit those choosing a place to live."
→ awol:body → "I'm doing some decluttering that I've been putting off for a while. I found this. Any takers? http://t.co/2MXXy69Xmx"
→ awol:body → "I know I've worked here too long when I can have a perfectly sensible conversation with the man next to me, who is wearing 3D glasses."
→ awol:body → "@hvcco Danger: armed invisible office pixies."
→ awol:body → "Props to Apple Music for the world's most creative rewording of the answer 'No.' http://t.co/K4SJZdRVdk"
→ awol:body → "Guess who just won a Vice Chancellor’s award? 😃 Thanks to those who nominated me!"
→ awol:body → "@rees_p Well deserved! You rock!"
→ awol:body → "Why have elephants got big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. #InternationalJokeDay #Sorry"
→ awol:body → "New dining hall for @Nigel_Shadbolt http://t.co/lqiN2vQhsr"
→ awol:body → "Very proud of 11yo daughter who at secondary school induction pointed out her mum had not given permission for her fingerprints to be taken"
→ awol:body → "Ahhh, compiling from source. On a Raspberry Pi. I can think of better ways to spend the small hours of a Thursday, but not many."
→ awol:body → ".@aysesCS this is @itowlsdonttweet work in progress. A positive outcome of #websci15 was identifying more unis to populate her map #welldone"
→ awol:body → "@cgutteridge Opening up data potentially improves its quality? Who'd have thought it? :)"
→ awol:body → "Catching up on tweets from #WebSci15. My "papers to read" list is now considerably longer"
→ awol:body → "#myambition is to appear on public signage '; DROP TABLE Tweets;"
→ awol:body → "The law building has measles! http://t.co/VCF0YA9cq7"
→ awol:body → "@drashsmith ITYM the law building allegedly has symptoms that resemble those of measles but we neither confirm nor deny an outbreak"
→ awol:body → "Nearly the end of #uosopenday and its all gone quiet in the garden court. Someone please come and talk to me. Insult me, anything."
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith Hi Ash, if you are bored can you think of a way to make a way for users to favorite Buses/Stops/Routes in Open Data? :)"
→ awol:body → "@louispliskin It's being worked on :)"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith awesome stuff. Thank you :)"
→ awol:body → "It breaks my heart seeing a Penguin with such low self-esteem! http://t.co/5M97rcOkFP"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith I was there and still haven't finished catching up #paralelsessionsdilemma"
→ awol:body → "Yet again, I've just apparently sent an email to a large group of people because I tried to copy an event from one calendar to another."
→ awol:body → "I am *not* going to do the cowardly/naive thing and send a 'retraction' email that only Outlook supports, I'm going to take it on the chin."
→ awol:body → "Oh dear @dailyecho... http://t.co/jwJEpwNonZ"
→ awol:body → "Everyone needs this. Everyone.[nl]
→ awol:body → "You know in some movies halfway through one of the good guys dies and you wonder how it can possibly end well? That. RIP Caspar Bowden"
→ awol:body → "@hvcco I'm guessing that headline was overlooked by editors as just another right-wing story about eastern european immigrants."
→ awol:body → "Very proud of @SophieParsons12 who just gave brilliant presentation at our KAIST workshop http://t.co/tokpAj3RTV"
→ awol:body → "@DrAshSmith sounds eminently feasible :)"